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Review of Dad Circus

20 Feb

By Jordache Kitty a.k.a Brad MacDonald

With a crowd of excitable sons and daughters in attendance, the 10th Annual Dad Circus took place last night in a Big Top Tent in the middle of our local speedway. Advertised as “Cirque de Soleil” only with more Dads, the circus is the world’s foremost entertainment operation focused only on the specialized talents of Dads. The night began with all Dad performers entering the circus riding bejewelled elephants set to the music of penultimate Dad band, AC/DC. Then, after a quick performance by the beautiful Dad Circus dancers, during which many Dads were seen giving each other nudges and gesturing towards their favourite dancer in the most good-natured, Dadly way possible, the real performances began.  (more…)

What you already know…

30 Jan

By Katie Heffring

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Living Backwards II: The Peter Pan Chronicles

26 Jan

by Roxane Hudon

YO LADIEZZZZ, so it’s the third week that women are using my now INFAMOUS (sure, why not) Peter Pan quote to go on some kind of rampage against poor, little Montreal men in the Rant Line section of the Montreal Mirror. I feel like since my quote seems to have instigated this woman-rage, I should respond to these rants, reach out to my MTL LADIEZ and defend my MTL Peter Pans. 514-ONE-LOVE. (more…)

Delicious Doughnuts

25 Jan

by Shawn Thompson

J’ai repris les maux que l’on avait laissé sur le pré-las d’une faute qui n’exigeait rien de nous, autrement que la pose, (more…)

Anonymous

22 Jan

Anonymous,

Two pieces of paper lie flat in front of me. (more…)

In the Desert

5 Jan

By Katie Heffring

In the Desert

There is Nothing

And there is Everything (more…)

An Exposé on Late Night Texting

3 Jan

by Roxane Hudon

Hello friends, you all look lovely in 2012! (more…)

Top Ten Numbers of 2011

31 Dec

by Jordache Kitty a.k.a Brad MacDonald

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Top Ten Guidelines You Should Follow In Order Not To Ruin New Year’s Eve For All Your Friends

31 Dec

by Roxane Hudon, obviously.

As you grow older, you start to realize that New Year’s Eve is always awful, it’s always a shit show, it always sucks. So, you have two possible solutions: stay home and hide under the covers while everyone suffers a horrible night out on the town or, since all your friends seem willing to risk it, go out anyway. Fuck it! Maybe this year, it’ll be fun! 2011 was a silly, silly year, why not end it with a silly, silly night! So here are a set of guidelines that will maybe, just maybe, ensure you have an OKAY to average night out on the town, after which you will wake up in 2012 with no regrets, all your friendships intact, money in the bank and no stranger sleeping next to you.  (more…)

Top Ten Things that May or May Not also Happen to You while You’re Home for the Holidays

25 Dec

by Brad MacDonald

1. Your parents will ask you questions you cannot, under any circumstances, answer in any way. “What does your friend’s older brother’s girlfriend do for a living?” “I have no idea.” “Do you have proper virus protection on your computer?” “I don’t know.” “What’s the interest rate on your student loans?” “A percent of something…..” “Do you know if…?” “No I don’t.” At first, you’ll be irrationally annoyed but then you’ll feel bad that you aren’t interested enough in life, responsibilities and people to know any of these things. (more…)

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