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How To Not Find A Job

28 May

by Roxane Hudon

Dear World,

I’m a 26-year old failure of a journalist, because, instead of folding in or even trying, I’ve been having fun. I’m sorry, world, this is my biggest flaw: my relentless attraction to a good time, which has somehow lead me to a basement in Glasgow (more…)

un grand tonnerre

21 May

By Katie Heffring

 

Two robins in a tree spend twenty minutes talking to each other

Their song, unique and expressive (more…)

The Mass Critical

28 Apr

By Katie Heffring

The mass. The government. The police.

The mules. The mass critical.

(more…)

Dear 1994-95

26 Mar

by Roxane Hudon

As y’all know I am moving, yes, I may still have the time to write a heart-wrenching goodbye piece, but for now I’d like to share a little gift from the heap of stuff I’ve had to sift through. The weird part is that I’ve moved several times in the past years and it’s incredible the amount of things I’ve found that I somehow deemed worthy to lug from place to place. (more…)

BALLZ: OSCAR COVERAGE

26 Feb

We recorded an awesome 4 minute video where we laughed about all the nominees, but then everything fucked up so this is what we have for you so far:

Review of Dad Circus

20 Feb

By Jordache Kitty a.k.a Brad MacDonald

With a crowd of excitable sons and daughters in attendance, the 10th Annual Dad Circus took place last night in a Big Top Tent in the middle of our local speedway. Advertised as “Cirque de Soleil” only with more Dads, the circus is the world’s foremost entertainment operation focused only on the specialized talents of Dads. The night began with all Dad performers entering the circus riding bejewelled elephants set to the music of penultimate Dad band, AC/DC. Then, after a quick performance by the beautiful Dad Circus dancers, during which many Dads were seen giving each other nudges and gesturing towards their favourite dancer in the most good-natured, Dadly way possible, the real performances began.  (more…)

What you already know…

30 Jan

By Katie Heffring

WHATYOUALREADYKNOWWONKYDAERLAUOYTAHWWHATYOUALREADYKNOWWONKYDAERLAUOYTAHW

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Living Backwards II: The Peter Pan Chronicles

26 Jan

by Roxane Hudon

YO LADIEZZZZ, so it’s the third week that women are using my now INFAMOUS (sure, why not) Peter Pan quote to go on some kind of rampage against poor, little Montreal men in the Rant Line section of the Montreal Mirror. I feel like since my quote seems to have instigated this woman-rage, I should respond to these rants, reach out to my MTL LADIEZ and defend my MTL Peter Pans. 514-ONE-LOVE. (more…)

Delicious Doughnuts

25 Jan

by Shawn Thompson

J’ai repris les maux que l’on avait laissé sur le pré-las d’une faute qui n’exigeait rien de nous, autrement que la pose, (more…)

Anonymous

22 Jan

Anonymous,

Two pieces of paper lie flat in front of me. (more…)

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