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How To Not Find A Job

28 May

by Roxane Hudon

Dear World,

I’m a 26-year old failure of a journalist, because, instead of folding in or even trying, I’ve been having fun. I’m sorry, world, this is my biggest flaw: my relentless attraction to a good time, which has somehow lead me to a basement in Glasgow (more…)

Dear 1994-95

26 Mar

by Roxane Hudon

As y’all know I am moving, yes, I may still have the time to write a heart-wrenching goodbye piece, but for now I’d like to share a little gift from the heap of stuff I’ve had to sift through. The weird part is that I’ve moved several times in the past years and it’s incredible the amount of things I’ve found that I somehow deemed worthy to lug from place to place. (more…)

LIVE COVERAGE: OSCARZ 5

26 Feb

BALLZ OSCAR COVERAGE PART 2

26 Feb

MORE INTENSE BALLZ COVERAGE

BRAINSTORMING 2012: SHIT NO ONE SAYS

29 Jan

Sometimes, the world needs a 15-minute BALLZ video. For the greater good of our society, we have come together to create a video to show you different ways to brainstorm ideas, which are necessary for the progress of our world. (more…)

Living Backwards II: The Peter Pan Chronicles

26 Jan

by Roxane Hudon

YO LADIEZZZZ, so it’s the third week that women are using my now INFAMOUS (sure, why not) Peter Pan quote to go on some kind of rampage against poor, little Montreal men in the Rant Line section of the Montreal Mirror. I feel like since my quote seems to have instigated this woman-rage, I should respond to these rants, reach out to my MTL LADIEZ and defend my MTL Peter Pans. 514-ONE-LOVE. (more…)

An Exposé on Late Night Texting

3 Jan

by Roxane Hudon

Hello friends, you all look lovely in 2012! (more…)

Top Ten Guidelines You Should Follow In Order Not To Ruin New Year’s Eve For All Your Friends

31 Dec

by Roxane Hudon, obviously.

As you grow older, you start to realize that New Year’s Eve is always awful, it’s always a shit show, it always sucks. So, you have two possible solutions: stay home and hide under the covers while everyone suffers a horrible night out on the town or, since all your friends seem willing to risk it, go out anyway. Fuck it! Maybe this year, it’ll be fun! 2011 was a silly, silly year, why not end it with a silly, silly night! So here are a set of guidelines that will maybe, just maybe, ensure you have an OKAY to average night out on the town, after which you will wake up in 2012 with no regrets, all your friendships intact, money in the bank and no stranger sleeping next to you.  (more…)

Top Ten Scenes from Television Shows of 2011

22 Dec

by Roxane Hudon

Top Ten lists make me realize how much television I watch, but also, how much I love violence and humour. Also, that I’m a super mega loser and I should really get out of my PJs, but whatevs, it’s the holydaze.

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Top Ten Stupidest Things I Watched In 2011

20 Dec

by Roxane Hudon

This list focuses on television and includes shows I’ve watched entire seasons of, or just 1 or 2 episodes (which sometimes is enough and too much) (more…)

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