Sometimes, the world needs a 15-minute BALLZ video. For the greater good of our society, we have come together to create a video to show you different ways to brainstorm ideas, which are necessary for the progress of our world. (more…)
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Living Backwards II: The Peter Pan Chronicles
26 Janby Roxane Hudon
YO LADIEZZZZ, so it’s the third week that women are using my now INFAMOUS (sure, why not) Peter Pan quote to go on some kind of rampage against poor, little Montreal men in the Rant Line section of the Montreal Mirror. I feel like since my quote seems to have instigated this woman-rage, I should respond to these rants, reach out to my MTL LADIEZ and defend my MTL Peter Pans. 514-ONE-LOVE. (more…)
Top Ten Guidelines You Should Follow In Order Not To Ruin New Year’s Eve For All Your Friends
31 Decby Roxane Hudon, obviously.
As you grow older, you start to realize that New Year’s Eve is always awful, it’s always a shit show, it always sucks. So, you have two possible solutions: stay home and hide under the covers while everyone suffers a horrible night out on the town or, since all your friends seem willing to risk it, go out anyway. Fuck it! Maybe this year, it’ll be fun! 2011 was a silly, silly year, why not end it with a silly, silly night! So here are a set of guidelines that will maybe, just maybe, ensure you have an OKAY to average night out on the town, after which you will wake up in 2012 with no regrets, all your friendships intact, money in the bank and no stranger sleeping next to you. (more…)
Top Ten Scenes from Television Shows of 2011
22 Decby Roxane Hudon
Top Ten lists make me realize how much television I watch, but also, how much I love violence and humour. Also, that I’m a super mega loser and I should really get out of my PJs, but whatevs, it’s the holydaze.
Top Ten Stupidest Things I Watched In 2011
20 Decby Roxane Hudon
This list focuses on television and includes shows I’ve watched entire seasons of, or just 1 or 2 episodes (which sometimes is enough and too much) (more…)
Top Ten Best And/Or Worst Ballz Videos of 2011
16 DecCompiled by Roxane Hudon
Oh Boy, we may not have done as many as we used too, but …umm…welll just watch and find out how FASCINATING they all are! COMMON THREAD IN ALL VIDEOS: Being unshowered and just the right amount of lonely. (more…)
Top Ten Worst Things I Learnt From The National With Peter Mansbridge
13 DecTop Ten Worst Things I Learnt From The National With Peter Mansbridge at 10 pm Last Night
(in no particular order, but in dutiful list form)
by Roxane Hudon
I’m going to write a top ten list every day, until January 1st. Here we go
1. When you stream it live via the Internet, you spend most of the broadcast watching an image telling you that the “Live Stream Will Resume ,” while thrilling news-type music plays in the background. They may as well show us the commercials, which, obviously, take up most of the broadcast. This becomes way more apparent when you’re watching “Live Stream Will Resume,” instead of the actual commercials. (more…)
Imagine
9 Decby Roxane Hudon
IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE
Imagine, People, imagine you lived inside Disneyworld. Imagine your address was something, like 1, Magic Kingdom, Disneyworld. Imagine you lived inside the Tower of Terror and you had to take that elevator every day, several times a day. Would you be jaded? Would it still be fun? Imagine you lived on top of Splash Mountain. Would your nemesis be the guy who lives on Space Mountain? (more…)
“Reasonable Force” and Another Failure for Conventional Journalism
4 Decby Roxane Hudon
I’m not going to go on about the failures of old-fashioned, outdated, conventional journalism; this type of discussion now feels like a piece of old gum that I’m stuck chewing on, because there’s no garbage in sight. (more…)
