Sometimes, the world needs a 15-minute BALLZ video. For the greater good of our society, we have come together to create a video to show you different ways to brainstorm ideas, which are necessary for the progress of our world. (more…)
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Living Backwards II: The Peter Pan Chronicles
26 Janby Roxane Hudon
YO LADIEZZZZ, so it’s the third week that women are using my now INFAMOUS (sure, why not) Peter Pan quote to go on some kind of rampage against poor, little Montreal men in the Rant Line section of the Montreal Mirror. I feel like since my quote seems to have instigated this woman-rage, I should respond to these rants, reach out to my MTL LADIEZ and defend my MTL Peter Pans. 514-ONE-LOVE. (more…)
Delicious Doughnuts
25 Janby Shawn Thompson
J’ai repris les maux que l’on avait laissé sur le pré-las d’une faute qui n’exigeait rien de nous, autrement que la pose, (more…)
Top Ten Guidelines You Should Follow In Order Not To Ruin New Year’s Eve For All Your Friends
31 Decby Roxane Hudon, obviously.
As you grow older, you start to realize that New Year’s Eve is always awful, it’s always a shit show, it always sucks. So, you have two possible solutions: stay home and hide under the covers while everyone suffers a horrible night out on the town or, since all your friends seem willing to risk it, go out anyway. Fuck it! Maybe this year, it’ll be fun! 2011 was a silly, silly year, why not end it with a silly, silly night! So here are a set of guidelines that will maybe, just maybe, ensure you have an OKAY to average night out on the town, after which you will wake up in 2012 with no regrets, all your friendships intact, money in the bank and no stranger sleeping next to you. (more…)
Top Ten Things that May or May Not also Happen to You while You’re Home for the Holidays
25 Dec
1. Your parents will ask you questions you cannot, under any circumstances, answer in any way. “What does your friend’s older brother’s girlfriend do for a living?” “I have no idea.” “Do you have proper virus protection on your computer?” “I don’t know.” “What’s the interest rate on your student loans?” “A percent of something…..” “Do you know if…?” “No I don’t.” At first, you’ll be irrationally annoyed but then you’ll feel bad that you aren’t interested enough in life, responsibilities and people to know any of these things. (more…)
