Operation Reboot Earth

Operation Reboot Earth: Fuck You Al Gore

by Roxane Hudon

Here’s what I propose to fix Global Warming. Lets tear everything down, I mean, everything. Buildings, Houses, Towers, Stadiums. Lets tear up the streets; get rid of all asphalt, brick, pavement, sidewalks, metal. Lets go back to the beginning and build mud huts, caves, wooden shacks. Lets plant trees, vines, shrubs, flowers everywhere and let that shit go crazy wild and green. Real Green. Then, lets get rid of all this stupid, stinky transportation we have going on. Gas, Oil, Charcoal, Rubber: Fuck It. Lets send it in space or something. Yeah take it and make a space station or something like that. Or blow it up in an insignificant country, like Belgium. Belgium? The best thing they ever did was to put mayonnaise on patates. Lets get moving on Flying Saucer technology. We’ll have to figure out the circulation problem, but we’ve figured out how to make fire, wheels, war and love, so I’m pretty confident in mankind at this point. I’ve called this Operation Reboot Earth. After that, lets bring back Monarchy. Real Monarchy. Russian style. Yeah, fuck plain old monarchy…lets have Emperors. Let them rule this Green kingdom with an iron fist. I can’t wait. Flying saucers, huts and tyranny.