Jake Smith

Jake Smith is Aslan, Fred Savage, And Freddie Mercury’s mustache all rolled into one, with lightning poured all over it.  He has always enjoyed music and dreamed of going into space.

Literally.  Frequently Jake dreams of zombies.  One time Jake’s mom found a box of fur coats.  Jake enjoys bacon, and people watching.  Jake has met Patrick Stewart AND Ian Mckellan (twice).  Jealous?  I am too, wait, what?

2 Responses to “Jake Smith”

  1. wilperiodfullstop March 10, 2010 at 1:44 am #

    first.

    (always wanted to do that.)

    Reply

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  1. BREAKING NEWS: ST-PATRICK’S DAY, FOIE GRAS AND SPRING BIKINI WEATHER! « Ballz: A Response to Modern Journalism - March 16, 2010

    [...] Spring! Shave your legs! Start Jogging! Buy a Dog! We have a new baby, his name is Jake Smith. He does stuff like walking, acting and having opinions on stuff like Chatroulette. Meanwhile, [...]

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